Have you noticed job ads are really boring? Like, REALLY boring. I just read a few and wound up having to take a nap. This is what happens when corporate takes over and outsources copy to AI. Yeesh.
Let's try something different. Are you a DVM who doesn't suck as a human, would like to work with other humans who don't suck, as part of a TEAM that doesn't suck? Have you ever gone to work and said to yourself, "Man, this would be a LOT cooler if we'd all just get on the same page, work hard together and GTFO of here on time to enjoy the weekend." Well buddy, do I have an opportunity for YOU!
Things you want to know:
- Four day week, no nights, no weekends, no call.
- AAHA accredited as evidence we do stuff right. Privately owned.
- Great team culture and long-term staff. Four docs, several licensed techs
- Great medicine and cool toys. Only clinic in the area to offer full ultrasound and echocardiography in-house.
- Straight salary, not commission. You're a doctor, not a car salesman. And FFS, do you REALLY think all the work you do is accurately reflected by your "production" anyway? If we're a good fit for each other, we'll figure out a salary that works - we've done so with each DVM we've offered a position to in the past, no worries, less stress.
- If you're not from this area, it's got it all, no cap as the kids say
- Rotating pinball machine in breakroom (currently Star Wars)
- Free/unsolicited/probably excessive regular quotes from Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Idiocracy, Futurama, and maybe a smidge of Archer.
- Oh, and there's opportunity for buy-in/ownership if you're into that.
Things You'll Want to Have:
- Interest in Sx and Dentistry (mentorship available, we like teaching)
- A DVM degree
- Ability to enjoy/tolerate eccentricity.
- Bonus points for beating my high score at Frogger or knowing the lyrics to any Andrew Bird song.
Interested? Of course you are. Scope us at AccessVetCare.com, then shoot us a resume, and thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Job Type: Full-time
Pay: $100,000.00 - $135,000.00 per year
Benefits:
- 401(k) matching
- Employee discount
- Health insurance
- Paid time off
- Vision insurance
Schedule:
- Holidays
- Monday to Friday
- No nights
- No weekends
Ability to Relocate:
- New Albany, IN 47150: Relocate before starting work (Required)
Work Location: In person